AnonymousLawStudent

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Thursday 04/22/05

Thursday, April 21, 2005

I was walking around campus today and three girls/young women/whatver were walking ahead of me. Not law students but not undergrads either. One of them is wearing a denim jacket and as she flips it over right shoulder a thong falls out of its right pocket. A pink and white tiny looking thing. I want to say something but I really don't know a good way to approach it. The three girls are all relatively hot and it's hot out and I havent had my coffee I don't have anything good to say. They wander off into the proverbial sunset and I go on my merry way. Walking over the same spot later I see that the article in question is still lying there. This time it has been [picked? kicked? raised? blown?] to the other side and I notice that it most certainly says "SLUT" in rhinestones on it.

Definitely should have said something...It's going to bother me for the next month now.

10 Comments:

At 9:10 AM, Blogger Finishing Law School said...

All of those possible door were slammed shut when you decided to not say anything. I hope your imagination runs wild with the possibilities that you completely destroyed.

 
At 9:23 AM, Blogger The Attractive Nuisance said...

Given that she had a thong in her pocket and dropped it on the ground, at least you can be confident that the "slut" label was not false advertising.

Was there any chance that she dropped the underpants on purpose, for your benefit, or did it seem like a definite accident?

 
At 11:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 1:31 PM, Blogger ALS said...

"Was there any chance that she dropped the underpants on purpose, for your benefit, or did it seem like a definite accident?"

There is 0 chance this was on purpose. She was with two of her friends and it just flew out of the pocket when she swung her jacket around. If you can plan that...well, my hat goes off to you.

"DRUDGE NEWSFLASH: "Lady" drops "handkerchief," but ALS misses out on a sure thing. Developing..."

Funny. But who the hell drops thongs? In the middle of the day? With tons of people around? Plus how could she even "aim" it at me as opposed to any of the other people?

I mean it's not like we were grinding at the Pink Elephant at 3 AM and a little underwear came out. It's the middle of the fucking day!

Furthermore, what is one supposed to say in this situation? "Excuse me, you dropped your "SLUT" rhinestone thong. If you're not too busy for your shift at Flashdancers would you mind giving me a quick blow job, I need to relax a little before starting my Evidence outline?"

 
At 3:40 PM, Blogger The Attractive Nuisance said...

I think it's very possible that Slut Thong was still drunk/high from the night before. In that case, she might have honored the request for the quick pre-Evidence outlining blowjob.

 
At 7:50 PM, Blogger Finishing Law School said...

"pre-Evidence outlining blowjob" - never heard about that component of studying for evidence - probably one reason why I did not do too well in that class - I always blamed it on the fact that I only went to that class twice...


ALS: you could have just said something like, "Excuse me, miss, you dropped something," and then kept on walking.

 
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