The half-truths, omissions, and outright lies about floating through law school.

Saturday 04/09/05

Saturday, April 09, 2005

Where have you been? You, the incredibly hot undergrad walking around in your little spring/summer outfit, making me unable to concentrate on doing work. Where do you hide when it is cold? Every undegrad that I bump into now in between hurried law school obligations I want to forget when it's sunny out. Do you hibernate or migrate out of this snowy metropolis when you can't wear strappy tank-tops that create mounds of cleavage over sorority butt-shorts? I don't know but I want to find out for the next winter. Yes you might be completely vapid between the ears and you might smoke Camel Lights outside of pretentious clubs because that is the epitome of cool for you at 19. Right now you are bounding around campus with your friend of equal hotness. You are perfect right now. You have long tanned legs and thin arms and a sweet sweet sweet ass and perky young ripe breasts that stand up on their own and that look of pseudo-sophistication you picked up by going to college in the City. And in a little while you won't be nearly as hot, you will take up a "cause," or decide that your 3.0 in English isn't going to cut it for later on in life, or realize that those nice boys from the baseball team are offering you jello shots with a particular activity in mind, or the fact that you are becoming jaded will start to show overtly. And one day you will go back to the suburbs from whence you came and annoy some guy about heating bills and aluminum roof siding and be very serious at PTA meetings, wear pantsuits over your no longer smoking hot rear end and all of that. But right now you are just a sophomore taking in some sun before your seminar on post-feminist critiques of Chaucer and you are basking in the rays and you are hot, ripe, delicious, golden. Robert Frost was right when he wrote that nothing gold can stay.


At 6:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every undegrad that I bump into now in between hurried law school obligations

Undegrad, sounds communist.

At 12:56 AM, Blogger ALS said...

"Undegrad, sounds communist."

If you send me your address, I will send you a "I made a douchabag typo comment on a blog and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" t-shirt.


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