AnonymousLawStudent

The half-truths, omissions, and outright lies about floating through law school.

Wednesday 03/24/05

Thursday, March 24, 2005

What is the big deal about Scalia opinions? You've read them one, you've read them all. Stick to the text, motherfucker! Yeah that takes a real intellectual giant to come up and articulate.

Whenever I see those backpacks on wheels being dragged around I just want to scream: "Asshole!" Especially if the girl doing it is holding out her free hand perpendicular to her waist, palm-down, in a 50s housewife-prance.

Whoever invented spyware should be killed. Or better yet sent to Iran to be killed. The upside of living like a fundamentalist savage is that you can really kill people with some flair.

If I could have one piece of movie knowledge imparted on me, it would be to hear what Bill Murray says to the kind hot brooding chick at the end of "Lost in Translation."

If you are taking an elevator one flight up and you are under 30 and not carrying anything heavy, well I have no fucking respect for you.

Are the fire-and-brimstone morons parked outside the Teri Schiavo resting place aware of what we are doing in the Middle East? If so, wouldn't sending perfectly healthy men and women to be maimed and killed for somewhat vague goals be more of a conflict with the hallowed "culture of life" than letting a woman in a vegitative state meet her natural end?

Is there a more under-rated classic rock one hit wonder than "Rock 'N Roll Hoochie Koo"? I say no.

The fact that Pat O'Brien's IM was in Paris Hilton's hacked phone goes a long way for Pat to be in on the hot celeb scanadals this year. Now if he could get to testify in the Jackson trial, he would hit the trifecta.

It is a crime that all of the cabs in New York city are cars that give no more than 12 miles a gallon. An absolute crime.

Any time there is a case and the dissent is 3/4 and up of the length of the actual opinion, I just go "What the fuck" and turn on the TV.

When a professor brings in a "guest speaker," be they practioner, judge, other professor, illegitimate child, politician, or semi-famous celebrity, they are basically telling you: "I won't be teaching you today." It's kind of like high school when the bio teacher was obviously hung over and would just show you a video instead of teaching anything. Those were good times.

4 Comments:

At 9:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You see? All it took was a little constructive criticism to get the ball rolling again.

 
At 10:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now I'll be wondering about that "Lost in Translation" line all day.

I feel you on the backpacks, though. What the hell is up with those roller bags? And I've even seen men using them.

 
At 4:00 PM, Blogger ALS said...

"I feel you on the backpacks, though. What the hell is up with those roller bags? And I've even seen men using them."

Our society is weak. Morally and in the upper body.

 
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