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Wednesday 02/16/05

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Thoughts and life-altering questions/queries for today:

-There needs to be a name for the situation where a professor calls on someone, that person is there and they just sit there pretending they are not.

-If you are a foreigner and you are using a cellphone loudly and obnoxiously around other people, does the fact that you are speaking a language that no one else understands mitigate the annoyance to others in your own mind? Because it only raises your anoyance for others.

-People who give money to pan-handlers should be given tickets of at least $100 a pop. If you are such a fucking humanitarian why don't you just give to a soup kitchen as opposed to subsidizing crack?

-The first guy who said "hey, this porn scene should end with a facial!" is one of the most unheralded geniuses of our time.

-If you are a theater/drama major is it required that you look like you are constantly high or do you actually have to be high?

-Are the names of people currently purchasing Google stock available? I have an e-bridge to net-sell them.

-When a cabdriver is on the phone at 4 AM chattering away in non-English, who are they on the phone with? It can't be the homeland: too expensive on a cell phone. It probably isn't family, it is 4 AM after all. My guess? Other cab drivers. What are they talking about though?

-Is there anything more disheartening than skipping hundreds of pages of reading that you have done at the expense of a night out just to find out that it won't be discussed and in all probability not on the exam? Well there probably is but I am a law student, that's pretty much as bad as it gets for me.

-Is there an official in this administration in charge of making veiled threats to middle east nations? If so, can I want that job. I would send the spiritual leader of Iran a newly released copy of "Saw" with a post-it "this is what we are going to do to you and Syria." Then again, that would probably cause a nuclear episode.

-40s are the most cost-efficient and readily available way of getting drunk. And people say Manhattan is expensive!

-Where do the guys who work in food carts go to the bathroom? And when they do, who watches the food cart?

5 Comments:

At 5:04 PM, Blogger Peatey said...

'-The first guy who said "hey, this porn scene should end with a facial!" is one of the most unheralded geniuses of our time. '

Umm.. they don't call it the money shot for nothing. I'm sure that guy got paid handsomely, which surely beats being heralded.

 
At 6:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"There needs to be a name for the situation where a professor calls on someone, that person is there and they just sit there pretending they are not."

At my law school, we called it fox-holing .... one of our classmates was particularly renowned for his fox-holing prowess ... and fox-holing was soon dubbed the Foley Fox-holing.

 
At 10:38 PM, Blogger Law Slave said...

"When a cabdriver is on the phone at 4 AM chattering away in non-English, who are they on the phone with?"

I would agree that they are talking to other cab drivers. They are probably saying "you should see this drunk idiot in my cab."

"If you are such a fucking humanitarian why don't you just give to a soup kitchen as opposed to subsidizing crack?"

Try living in Chicago - midwesterners are way too generous. I have actually had bums chase me down the street when I ignore them. In NY ignoring bums works wonders - in Chicago it is permission for them to talk to you and bother you more.

"40s are the most cost-efficient and readily available way of getting drunk."

Do you know that there aren't 40s in FL?? - at least there weren't when I lived in Miami.
Unbelievable.

 
At 11:05 AM, Blogger ALS said...

"we called it fox-holing" that's pretty good.

"I would agree that they are talking to other cab drivers. They are probably saying "you should see this drunk idiot in my cab." but not everyone is a drunken idiot. then again after midnight I am guessing the vast majority of taxi passengers are.

"Do you know that there aren't 40s in FL??" this sounds like a business idea to me.

 
At 4:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Umm.. they don't call it the money shot for nothing. I'm sure that guy got paid handsomely, which surely beats being heralded."

I am not sure that is true. You can't really copyright that.

 

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